Lesson I: we meet again

Well...here i am again, but  in another language... this time i couldn´t be so much descriptive: my english grammar and all my vocabulary is not enough to express all that i want (so sorry about all mistakes you will find into the sucessive stories)...so, what a pity! but i couldn´t be metaphorical, maybe i won´t be funny ... but this is the most useful thing that i´ve done since a long time ago!

Today i went down to my storage room (storage room...wow i thought this was just a place to save documents for mi pc...), as i was saying... i went down to my storage room, i´ve cleaned the powder coating and.. tachán... the complete collection of "Home english Natural Way"... a really jewel that i bought a long time ago. A jewel but not due to the shining. A jewel because it was really really really expensive. I removed the seal and a miracle came into my eyes: 12 kilos of knowledge about the language that speak into the great british island. And now where should i start?

Upstairs, inside the home: "Well, the first audio cd" (inside my mind: Relax Belén, do not panic. It doesn´t bites). Play.

Bla, bla, bla,bla,bla,bla,bla .... WTF??? (an universal expression) ... valerian...

Here again, now push play again...

A horrible story about Daniel. Daniel is a sensible man that have lost his mind. "Miserable man"  -  works my brain, "I´m sure you´ve done it conciousness". Ok, says my right cerebral hemisphere, "You don´t met Daniel. Don´t be so misconceived. You shouldn´t juzge him"

So the story continues: A sensible man that lost his mind and is not able to remember anything: his wife, his house, his job. Well, now i´m thinking that Daniel is so much clever than the others. Well done Daniel! Now you could go to the Bahamas Islands and spend your time counting waves (is my unreachable profession). Suddenly Van Owen and Saito are decide to kill him. My brain is collapse. Who are they? and why? ... I think the story goes so fast.

And i review the "Home English Natural Way" box.. and i discover i´ve selected the penultimate audio cd!!!. Brilliant! I´ve just destroy history to myself. Well, it doesn´t matter. I´ll make a backforward of Daniel´s life. A double challenge!! Learning english with my own rules!!

The first lesson that i achieve is: "He who laughs last is the last to get the joke". Well done Daniel, you´ve been clever than me so i will see you tomorrow (and i´ll invite Van Owen and Saito)